Haiku funnies

A friend (who lives in warmer climes) and I occasionally trade wisecracking haiku when we're both plagued with insomnia. Here are a few I managed to save from twitter. Enjoy.

He gloats about warmth  

while the climate obliges.

Got a wool sweater?

The sky is still pink  

silently blanketing us

even blizzards tire.

Arizona spring

breezy, sunny, and some mist

but, cold and orange!

Your altiplano

discourages gardening;

it's not very warm.

June nights in Flagstaff

I shivered at altitude.

You call this Summer?

I prefer my snows

to the false summer promise

of Arizona!